PhD Position: Unpaid Labor with Prestigious University Branding
Join our lab for 5-7 years of intellectually stimulating poverty. Free coffee on Tuesdays.
Careers
Postdoc Wanted: 3 Years of Experience Required for Entry-Level Pay
Seeking a postdoc with 10+ years experience willing to work for the honor of advancing human knowledge.
Senior AI Researcher: Must Have 15 Years of Experience in 5-Year-Old Technology
Competitive salary of exposure and equity in a company valued at ’trust us bro.'
Assistant Professor: Teach 4 Courses, Publish 10 Papers, Raise $1M in Grants (Annual)
Excellent opportunity for someone with the work ethic of three people and the salary expectations of none.